paging captain morgan

just random bit of funny for today that really brightened my day...

"Captain Morgan, Captain Morgan. Please call 2739."

that's the page that just went out on the PA here on base. throughout the day there are messages and announcements on the dumb PA and we almost always ignore them, but this just called out for attention. just amazing. that guy must have the shit teased out of him all the time. but a great time at the bars i bet.

reminds me of my high school teacher Jim Victory telling us about when he was in the army (or some armed service). he started out as Private Victory, which his fellow soldiers really enjoyed. Then rose to Major Victory, but de-enlisted before he became Captain Victory for fear of receiving a cape. good, good times.