some of the 281 tricks to irritate an atheist

281 tricks to irritate an atheist - Oncle Psycho
my favorites:
7) Tell them that the universe is too complex to "just exist," and must have been created by a God who "just exists."

20) Before starting an argument, say "You're an atheist? That means you're going to hell!"
21) After losing the argument say, "I pity you."

39) Blame absolutely everything wrong in society on evolution.

52) Insist that Noah's Ark and the Shroud of Turin are real.
53) ...and tell him about the special on FOX where you saw it.

61) Tell him you must study the Bible for many years to reject Christianity.
62) ...and when he points out that you reject Islam despite never having studied the Qu'ran, say that you have faith, and faith is all you need.

79) Lead him on until the very last moment, then tell him no . . . not until you're married.

83) Quote Psalm 14:1 to him.
84) ...and then tell him that you think highly of him, and want to be his friend.

99) State that Christianity has done a lot of good along with all the mass murder.

118) Offer to drive, then insist on listening to Christian Talk Radio.
119) ...and laugh when you hear "This condom-nation will face condemnation."

124) Say that evolution is not proven -- therefore the Bible is correct.

135) When something awful happens, tell him not to blame God -- he doesn't interfere.
136) When something wonderful happens, tell him to credit God -- he made it happen.

160) Call the Branch Davidians a "cult," but insist that your particular faction is a "religion."
161) ...and argue that a practical distinction actually exists.

178) Ask how he can have any morals if he doesn't believe in God.

220) Start your own university dedicated to religious narrow-mindedness and restriction of free choice.
221) ...and name it "Liberty."

269) When the subject of homosexuality comes up, say "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."
270) ...and expect it to be taken as an intelligent remark.

287) Insist that a denomination of Protestantism founded in the ninteenth century is the only true way.