thank you google

one of today's quotes of the day from my google ig

"Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows." - David T. Wolf

dum-du-dum-dum-duuuuum

fucking retarded... walked from the olde market to almst home... stupid!

update: sober paul speaking here, thought i'd document how long my stupidity was... almost 6 miles. yeah, moron. at least i had the good sense to stop at the quiktrip and get a cab.

Where's George?

Where's George? ® 2.2 Bill Tracking Report
now you can also stalk my money! or at least, this one $10 bill i got at lunch today. should be interesting to follow along.

i got no motivation

where is my motivation? no time for motivation.

yes, plagiarizing greenday... but that's how little motivation i have right now. can't even come up with anything original to say. hurray.