some of the 281 tricks to irritate an atheist

281 tricks to irritate an atheist - Oncle Psycho
my favorites:
7) Tell them that the universe is too complex to "just exist," and must have been created by a God who "just exists."

20) Before starting an argument, say "You're an atheist? That means you're going to hell!"
21) After losing the argument say, "I pity you."

39) Blame absolutely everything wrong in society on evolution.

52) Insist that Noah's Ark and the Shroud of Turin are real.
53) ...and tell him about the special on FOX where you saw it.

61) Tell him you must study the Bible for many years to reject Christianity.
62) ...and when he points out that you reject Islam despite never having studied the Qu'ran, say that you have faith, and faith is all you need.

79) Lead him on until the very last moment, then tell him no . . . not until you're married.

83) Quote Psalm 14:1 to him.
84) ...and then tell him that you think highly of him, and want to be his friend.

99) State that Christianity has done a lot of good along with all the mass murder.

118) Offer to drive, then insist on listening to Christian Talk Radio.
119) ...and laugh when you hear "This condom-nation will face condemnation."

124) Say that evolution is not proven -- therefore the Bible is correct.

135) When something awful happens, tell him not to blame God -- he doesn't interfere.
136) When something wonderful happens, tell him to credit God -- he made it happen.

160) Call the Branch Davidians a "cult," but insist that your particular faction is a "religion."
161) ...and argue that a practical distinction actually exists.

178) Ask how he can have any morals if he doesn't believe in God.

220) Start your own university dedicated to religious narrow-mindedness and restriction of free choice.
221) ...and name it "Liberty."

269) When the subject of homosexuality comes up, say "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."
270) ...and expect it to be taken as an intelligent remark.

287) Insist that a denomination of Protestantism founded in the ninteenth century is the only true way.

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S.O.S. please someone help me..

It's not healthy... for me to feel this way

so do you ever feel like you make that cry for help and no one notices? like, say, when you're drunk and shouldn't be driving but you do anyway and people let you cause they need a ride home or cause they know you've driven home drunk enough so many times you can make it... so when you "friend" needs to stay behind to get some ass, and the other one wants a ride home, you're the guy...

but whatever. that's really neither here nor there. what's really eating at you is that you're never gonna be the guy that she wants to go home with. you're nothing in her eyes. and yet, you're so pathetic you can't let her go completely. sooooo sad. soooooo sad. you'd think you would've learned by now... but no. still stupidly insistently go on thinking what you want cause that's what gets you through. well, that and the alcohol. but you don't have a problem, or so you tell yourself and everyone. you just do it cause it's a stress relief and you work hard so you can play hard.

it's a good thing you're a good liar. otherwise you might not believe yourself, and you for sure couldn't fool everyone else. but that's enough of that, time to go sleep on the futon now and wait for the call to go pick her up after her hookup.

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and we'll end on a somewhat happier one...
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sinus surgery

so i go in for surgery in the morning... waking up just about 5 hours from now... gotta admit i'm a little nervous about it all. it's a "routine surgery" and all that (whatever that means), but even those can have complications... i'm sure i'm just being overly paranoid, but i guess that's not so bad.

carrie said she was out for the next week after she had something similar... i really hope i'm not out that much... how sad is it that i'm that anxious to get back to work? i guess that's a good thing cause it means i like my job?

but whatever... i gotta get in bed so i can wake up... we'll see how it goes.

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tits anywhere is good

so i'm drunk now. and i just drove myself home drunk. hurray for not hittin hobos! (or homos for that matter, since we all knwo i love the gays... or at least some other drunk paul said so.)

and it's nikki's bday... so happy for her. and here i am thinking about what shit i am. how fucking pathetic. ok, so maybe not pathetic... but still... yeah, i dont'k onw what i'm tryin to say other than i'm listening to some something corporate... and i'm drunk... and maybe i'll post some pics... and i;m done. yep, that's all. hurray for non-blogging!

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